Four Eggs and a Nervous Breakdown

Four eggs. One house-sitter. Five years. An entire galaxy of regrets.

Roxy Bennett thought she was doing a friend a simple favor. Watch four ordinary grocery-store eggs while Tori and Dom Blackwood were away.

Four eggs. A quiet house. What could possibly go wrong?

Apparently, EVERYTHING.

Before Roxy can even unpack her overnight bag, one egg hatches into a fire-breathing dragon, another produces a penguin with serious attitude, a tiny wizard starts demanding payment, and a pint-sized royal declares himself in charge.

And that's just the beginning.

Soon, the house is crawling with magical creatures, outrageous visitors, intergalactic poker games, questionable financial decisions, and a husband who couldn't find the ketchup if his life depended on it.

Then one spectacularly disastrous spell puts the world to sleep for five years, leaving Roxy in charge of a household that has officially lost its mind.

But beneath the ridiculous adventures, impossible friendships, and cosmic catastrophes, something far more sinister is brewing.

Because the Blackwoods have secrets. Roxy has a past. And somebody has been keeping score for a very, very long time.

Packed with laugh-out-loud disasters, sharp sarcasm, unforgettable characters, and a revenge plot nobody sees coming, Four Eggs and a Nervous Breakdown is a wildly entertaining comedy-fantasy about friendship, betrayal, family, and the spectacular consequences of trusting the wrong person.

Sometimes revenge is a dish best served scrambled.

For readers who love outrageous humor, magical mayhem, unexpected twists, and characters who probably shouldn't be left unsupervised.