Kenny G Must Die!! The Complete Trilogy!!

Kenny G Must Die!! The Complete Trilogy!! collects the entire Kenny G Must Die!! Trilogy into a single collection.
Includes the full text of: Kenny G Must Die!!, Necropants Save the World!!, and The Universe Hates Us!!

Kenny G Must Die!!
What do you do if a co-worker won't stop listening to Kenny G all day?If you're Aliester Crewley, you do the obvious thing: You raise John Coltrane as a zombie to kill him. But what if Kenny G won't stay dead?And worse, what if all of this mystical meddling accidentally starts the apocalypse? One thing is for sure, it'll take more than the help of Keith Richards (the most powerful magician on earth) to stop Britanny Spears and her army of flying monkeys from turning earth into a pile of rubble.Don't be fooled into thinking Kenny G Must Die!! is just a funny bit of satire. It could, in fact, be a brilliantly disguised piece of prophecy. Think about it- how can music that bad be so popular?

Necropants Save the World!!
Aliester Crewley is the most famous magickian in America thanks to his defeat of the demigod Brittany Spears. But, being in the public eye has serious downsides, as Aliester is about to find out. In this outrageous sequel to Kenny G Must Die!!, the author who brought you the Zombie John Coltrane introduces a whole new menagerie of unlikely weirdness, including: Gnome Chomsky, Darth Cheney, the levitation of the Pentagon, goats, child celebrity conspiracies, Yog Sothoth and the freaky fashion choice known as Necropants.It's the most fun you can have with your Necropants on!

The Universe Hates Us!!
Some couples travel to relax. Aliester and Emma Crewley save the world.
They've done it twice already, and frankly, they're exhausted.
It was supposed to be a quiet vacation. Then came the fanatical anti-magick aliens, the legendary ancient robot, the Dead Celebrity Space Corps, a portentous spam email, and (because why not?) The Space Monkey Mafia.
Now it's up to Aliester, Emma, some old friends (and some old enemies) to stop the planet from being destroyed... again.
The Universe Hates Us- The Apocalypse has never been so petty.